Original Artwork – Reasonable Grozz & Deleterious Snark

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Reasonable Grozz’s Bash and Dash Weapon Emporium

Reasonable Grozz is a werm so muscular he’s practically spherical. He’s the only smith I know who bashes the hammer with the anvil instead of the other way around. He’s not just a big wall of meat either; he’s talented, able to whack a lump of molten metal into a serviceable clobberer in no time flat. That’s a good descriptor for his jazz, too: serviceable. These weapons are nothing fancy, but they get the job done. Forget jeweled pommels and gilded brain-spikes. If you feel like paying for that stuff you’d be better off at Plenty of Deaths in the Bucket Turf or Oily Nad’s in the ‘Ward Ward. These are a working peep’s weapons. They’re made for busting noggins, not decorating mantels (unless you’re the sort of twisted goose who decorates mantels with busted noggins).

From The Whole Hole Volume 01: Keister Island

Deleterious Snark & Plenty of Deaths

Deleterious Snark, a croach whose past is as drenched in mystery as the Braised Sassquash Shoulders at The Happy Plate Club are drenched in delicious shmurve’s crote sauce, is the monger-in-residence at Plenty of Deaths, Floom’s finest weaponarium. Deleterious’s minions travel the world, nabbing snazzy weapons from its furthest reaches and bringing them here to resell to Floom’s more discriminating killers. Everything he sells is a work of art, guaranteed not just to help you slay your enemies but to help you look pizzazzy while doing it.

From The Whole Hole Volume 01: Keister Island

 

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