The Keisternauts display their bucket tattoos with far more pride than the average Fuzz wears his green wig or strap-on swineschnoz. Enemies of Floom beware! The Keisternautical legions have grown from a few bedraggled sailors in the days of Flomp to become one on Oith’s most powerful military forces. They’ve defeated invaders and price-o-corns from everywhere such things come from. They’ve defended Floom through countless battles and spread the Keistermeister’s influence throughout the known world. They don’t technically have any judicial or executive authority outside of military matters, and they’re subject to the same rules as everyone else, but it’s unwise to cross them nonetheless. They travel in packs, are fiercely patriotic, often drunk, and don’t stand for that crap. Gangstas in Floom have more to fear from the Keisternauts than they do from the Fuzz. Obviously, a great many Keisternauts are also criminals, what with their legendary love of drinking, fighting and other sailorly behavior but that complicates matters so let’s just ignore it.
From The Whole Hole Volume 01: Keister Island