Uuulon Crepulos is a contanimator’s contanimator, a twisted master of the arts unwholesome. Profane dealings with execrable forces have burgled the sight from his left eye but gifted him with a sarcastic abundance of contanimatronic moxie. Although some may disagree (rival contanimators such as Cerumen Thricewipe, for example), I’d hazard this blighted cemefillian is up there with Oith’s most potent trash-slingers, inferior in potential perhaps only to the mighty Litter Bug himself. His dealings aren’t limited to contanimants and the many minions with which he surrounds himself and his manse of stone and grime, however. As head of the Villainic Consortium, a collaboration of self-proclaimed evile-doers, would-be world-dominators, and other often-hyphenated scoundrelious types, Uuulon is something of a super-villain. He plots plots, hatches schemes, and heckles the Fuzz. He’s rich enough to avoid prosecution and he hands out enough free grub and grog to the denizens of his neighborhood that nobody really seems to mind all that much. Occasionally some hoink or hero gets it into his mind to take Uuulon down, but that usually ends with somebody getting turned inside-out and fed to something gross (or turned into something gross and fed to something inside-out), so most such protagonists don’t bother.
From The Whole Hole Volume 01: Keister Island