Aaaathiest (from the upcoming Holy Crap book)
Countless cremefillians of today honor their subjugated ancestors and oppose their historic tormentors by following the dogma of the Jemimah’s Witness faith. Rather than focus their beliefs around the worship of a particular gawd, Jemimah’s Witnesses instead choose to direct their anger and wrath upon the Hoomanrace and it’s baleful deities (particularly one known as Jemimah, the Hostess of Hate). Religious ceremonies often involve the defilement of Hoomanracian effigies and relics, most commonly in the form of glass bottles shaped like Jemimah and her despicable cohorts (Butterworth Bun-Biter, Scarily Baker-of-Cakes, Slapped Jack, Hines and his Dun Kin, and others). Such idols are shattered with ritual angst in Dingdom Halls across the glob.
From Low Life: The Rise of the Lowly (Redredged)